I, for one, cannot imagine being in public during the first Clinton/Trump debate, as I strongly suspect I may cry, hurl expletives, get way too drunk beforehand as a way of coping with who knows what may occur, soil myself, destroy things, and possibly expire.
But that's just me. You may prefer to do these things with others, away from your home and valuables. In the end, that may be the smarter decision. So here's a bunch of watch parties. Stay strong, friends.
· WPHT Big Talker Dickbag Debate Party For Dickbags At Chickie's & Pete's (For Dickbags) Oh God it's already happening. Have fun, everybody!