This writer happens to believe, has been believing for longer than it’s been articulated, that rock is now firmly in its jazz phase. Whether this is a good thing or not, and for whom, is anyone’s guess, however. But if you’re looking to actually witness ignorance turn into bliss, do this: Go see the wildly prolific one-woman-Ramones that is Colleen Green play an all-ages show at the batting cage place known as Everybody Hits, and see if the whole jazz thing sticks. It may be the most fun you ever have while trying to do a thing a music critic told you to do.

With Mannequin Pussy and Coping Skills. More info/Facebook invite here.