Ukelele music? Check.
Vigorous upspeak? Checkity-China-the-Chinese-chicken-check.
Self-aggrandizement a la “the project just kept getting bigger and bigger and THEN…?” Oh fuck yes check.
“I really like the idea of putting art in places where there isn’t art?” Check, but yo: GOD AND THE DESIGNERS OF THE ARBORETUM WOULD PROBABLY BEG TO DIFFER.