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Here Are The Results From Some Very Important Polling We've Been Doing Recently

So there you have it. Many Philadelphians (sometimes as many as, say, 20!) believe that:
— most new construction is, as the Brits say, "shite";
— FOX29 is the most reliably stupid/fearmongering local news;
— and that vuvuzela is the appropriate punishment for cabs and Ubers in the bike lane.

Here at the all-new Philebrity.com, we're not afraid to ask the difficult questions. And we are both honored and looking forward to asking you more.