Here Are The Results From Some Very Important Polling We've Been Doing Recently

Is the new house or building most recently constructed near where you live or work ugly?

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Which will be the 1st local TV news to do a story like "CAREFUL! That FB event you got invited to may not be REAL!"

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Which sound should automatically play every time a taxi or @Uber_Philly starts driving in the #bike lane?

— Philebrity (@philebrity) May 25, 2016

So there you have it. Many Philadelphians (sometimes as many as, say, 20!) believe that:
— most new construction is, as the Brits say, "shite";
— FOX29 is the most reliably stupid/fearmongering local news;
— and that vuvuzela is the appropriate punishment for cabs and Ubers in the bike lane.

Here at the all-new Philebrity.com, we're not afraid to ask the difficult questions. And we are both honored and looking forward to asking you more.