A Rumor So Terrible, It's Probably True: Trump To Pose Victoriously On "Rocky Steps" Tomorrow?

Even as he whisks into town on a fart spray of fuck-you in the form of an executive order to strip federal funding from this, a sanctuary city, it's all somehow not enough for the most wayward descendent of the Drumpf clan. He also wants to pose where strong man posed! "They are trying to hush it," says our tipster, "but word is that the 'Rocky Steps' will be closed to the public Thursday for a TRUMP photo op." If we had to guess, we'd say this would be in the AM. Hard to confirm at this time, but if you need to be in that part of town tomorrow, maybe don't be. Vanity is a terrible thing, and so is that fucking statue.