Hey everyone, as some of you may or may not know, I've been stuck in the matrix for almost 31 years. It's very important that I see my way out but it's not cheap. To even get in contact with Morpheus is a longshot but I'm sure I can do it. I just need a small of $5000 to put the process into its final stages. Please help and don't leave me stuck in this fake computerized world. HELP.
We'll consider it, with one stipulation: Take us with you when you go.