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Brian
age:
19
location Virginia

Brian is hott for 4 fingered goose-men.

xsorrryx@home.com


blair and cameron
age:
17, 21
location: PA

In this photoboth, Blair just firmly took Camerons junk into her hand. That is why he has that "Hey, you got my junk in your hand!" look on his face. They are looking for other couples who are into lawn darts, and frozen bananas.

kamakazib@hotmail.com

steve
age:
19
location: southern NJ

STEVE: "hehe, feel my boner against your leg??"
STEVES PARTNER "hehe, yeah, its soo big"
STEVE: "does this mean we are gay"
STEVES PARTNER: "no way man, i ain't no fag."

oneandonly33@hotmail.com

name:pictured from left to right
as the total package-
kenn24, jeff j jawk, ezra morris, billy cole
age:
16-33
location: rest stop bathrooms on an interstate near you

Following the lead of hardcore bands like Earth Crisis and Raid, NMBLA (National Man-Boy Love Association) have decided to take their fight to the streets. Last summer, after some kids stole their Jim J Bullock t-shit collection as a joke, these modern day vigilantes beat two 14 year old boys into comma's. Then they went home and had butt sex, and I bet the scary looking dood on the left is a little bitch in bed.

thepackage@jawkrecords.com


September's Bacholor of the Month

brian
age: 20
location: philly, PA
music: the cardigans
movie: the jerk

Brian is Phillys most eligible bachelor. He is good looking, smells like Debbie Gibsons "electric youth", and tastes even better than ice cream. He dances like James Brown jr., and kisses like Johnny Depp. if you are single, have good hair, and would like to feel the power of Brian's imaginary "phaser" then e-mail him ASAP.

dootb399@aol.com


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