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Lily-son
Age: 20
Location: Columbus, OH

When you get cancer and die, can I have your discount card for the Bonsai tree store?

Lesnouveau@aol.com

Roxie
Age: 18
Location: Chicago

Who the fuck let Sloth from the goonies breed? ...Babyruth!

kidqueen@hotmail.com

Samantha
Age: 19
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joey Lawrence said that if you do not give Blossom her hat back, he is gonna punch you in the glasses. After he is done, your nose will be bigger than hers.

MCKKDS@aol.com

Sarah
Age: 19
Location: Chicago

Funny. She does not look Irish.

sarahtron3000@yahoo.com


Stephanie
Age: 19
Location: OH

Vitamin E deficiency shrunk her boobs. She is flat as a doormat, and her coot tastes like year old chalk.

Attn: Indie Rockers. Get in the sun.

PrincessMayo@aol.com

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