That’s right, bitches: Starting Monday, October 23, 2006, Philebrity.com at long last opened up the discussion to you, the wretched, awful, funny-looking public. So that now, when we say shit, you can say shit, too, and it will be right up there for all to view on the Philebrity! And then THEY can say shit about the shit that you said shit about when we said it! Do you follow me? Good.
But not so fast. Because the internet is dangerous and wild, you must be an approved commenter. Which means that your first comment must be run by us first, and if we can confirm that you:

· aren’t a spammer
· aren’t some douchebag trying to plug his band/restaurant/DJ night/MySpace admin business
· aren’t a racist, homophobe, sexist or otherwise overall creep
· ARE in fact adept with the English language and have a pulse…

YOU’RE IN!!!

So that’s all there is to it. For more computer know-how, just follow the commenting links once we launch, and oh! We will raise every voice to heaven!

Update from Patrick the web-dude:

To create a new account, follow this link:
http://www.philebrity.com/wp-register.php

1. Enter your desired Username and your current E-mail address
2. Wait for a confirmation E-mail which will be sent to the address which you specified
3. In that confirmation E-mail, there will be the Username (which you specified) and a generated Password. Use the Username and Password to login to Philebrity and let the drama begin.

Note: Currently, you have to use the randomly generated password to login and there is no way to change it. We are working on this but in the mean time please write it down… …Or don’t, because it’s really easy to reset and get a BRAND NEW string randomly generated characters.

I did all this and tried to post a comment, but it didn’t show up… WTF?

The way it works is this… Your first comment must be approved by an admin before it will show up on the site. After you have one approved comment, your every comment after that will show up as soon as you hit the “Submit comment” button.