Lou Reed once famously sang “there’s a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.” That sentiment is playing out big time right now. We have been riding a high at the response that the Supreme Court’s nationwide legalization of gay marriage has gotten online all day (Mütter Museum social media person, we are buying you a very large drink), but there’s been a bittersweet development: Gay Pizza has closed suddenly. Otherwise known as 13th Street Gourmet Pizza or, as the T-shirts sold inside would have it, Homo Hut, the pizza palace located directly across the street from Woody’s was the gayborhood’s go-to late night food choice for as long as we can remember. But thanks to a Cease Operations notice citing — whoops — no actual license to serve food, it is now a memory. With that in mind, we bid Gay Pizza a very fond farewell. You fed us, you confused us and now you have left us. Here’s hoping that somewhere and somehow you find a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow.
The latest development in the ongoing attempts to save Fishtown’s Saint Laurentius Church from an uncertain fate unsurprisingly seems to indicate a disconnect from what the Vatican perceives and what is actually occurring. Earlier this week, the Spirit of the River Wards reported the following:
After learning about the Archdiocese of Philadelphia’s decree to relegate St. Laurentius to “profane, but not sordid use,” a community group of dedicated individuals called Save St. Laurentius submitted an appeal to both the Archdiocese and The Vatican requesting the decision be reversed in order to save their church. Months ago the Archdiocese told Save St. Laurentius that this appeal had been denied but the group was waiting to hear the decision for themselves.
This decision came last night in the form of a PDF rejection notice. These documents explaining why The Vatican denied the appeal were made available to The Spirit. We took a look through the file and what did we find as the #2 reason behind The Vatican’s rejection? Well, Fishtown is a shit hole, apparently.
To quote the document:
“Whereas this Fishtown section served by the former parish has suffered great demographic declines for five decades, losing population and business, and being used as an example of urban blight.”
Fishtown may have a lot of problems, but we would most definitely not cite “urban blight” as one of them. Which just makes us paraphrase the Beastie Boys by asking where the Vatican got it’s information about Fishtown from, huh. Some commenters on the Save St. Laurentius Facebook page believe that the Archdiocese of Philadelphia is to blame, further hinting at a Da Vinci Code-esque mystery behind all of this. But lacking evidence to support this allegation, we’ll just go ahead and assume tradition out of touch-ness is to blame. So much for our dreams of brunching with Pope Francis at La Colombe.
Now that Mad Men is dead and gone, a lonely nation turns its eyes to the Internet for a reminder that advertising doesn’t have to be completely soulless and draining. The best example of viral marketing and social media that we’ve seen in some time comes to us via Hendrick’s Gin, whose blimp — nicknamed the #FlyingCucumber — is currently taking to the Philly skies. We’ve been like Henry Hill looking for helicopters with this thing all morning with no joy yet, which just makes us assume it is tucked off somewhere having a quickie with the Tall Ships duck.
In response to the Supreme Court’s ruling on marriage equality, there’s a tangible feeling of happiness and euphoria flowing throughout Philly right now. This is a rare occurrence, and one we would like to commemorate here on your Philebs with a good old-fashioned love song. Consisting of Joanna Cookies and South Fellini’s Tony Trov, Kitten Commando craft delightful low-fi pop songs of bliss — the sort of which are perfect for celebrating good days like this one when everything is how it should be. (Optimism and contentment are feelings as unfamiliar as they are welcome). So here’s “Little Spoon,” a delightful ditty that will plaster a smile on your face. If one isn’t already there already today.
As lovers of both reading and physical media, the hospice of corporate and independent bookstores reminds us of that Aimee Mann line about “the long farewell of the hunger strike.” The reality that booksellers are dying is nothing new, in fact as bloggers we are arguably a part of the problem here (along with the kids and their newfanged iPads and Kindles and numerous other mitigating factors). Yet for those of us who have yet to embrace non-tangible books, there remains the surprisingly under discussed issue of where is best to purchase new books, and what of those titles who have been purchased long ago but whose spines have never been cracked? These strange modern moral dilemmas have been on the mind of Philly literary royalty Ken Kalfus of late. In a New Yorker piece enititled “A Book Buyer’s Lament,” he muses on the myriad issues modern readers face:
But, really, I shouldn’t fret about the chain bookstores, which have joined with the online retailer to drive nearly all of the city’s independent bookstores out of business. Book-lovers consider the independent bookstore the true altar at which to express our devotion to literature. We believe the independent store offers more idiosyncratic selections, employs more knowledgeable and more personable staff, and maintains a more intimate relationship with the local community. Some independent shops are said to keep their doors open without profit, only because their proprietors love literature. This makes me sorry for the books I’ve purchased from every other bookseller.
My remorse enfeebles me. I recognize that I’m no longer thinking about the essence of the reading experience or the book I want to buy, which in the depths of my moral rumination has been turned into simply another form of consumption, and not even that, but rather the aspiration to consume. It takes me about a week and a half to read the typical book. I don’t know how many ten-day spans I have left. Eventually the unread books on my shelves will have to be abandoned, or they will join me on the pyre. The book I’m about to purchase may be among them. We all buy books we won’t live to read. These surplus, unexperienced books represent a sizable part of the literary profit margin, such as it is. Writers, publishers, and bookstores depend on them.
The piece also includes an exploration o the ramifications of purchasing from a Barnes and Noble versus an indie such as, say, Joseph Fox Bookshop that is hitting us very closely to home. What type of books should we get, where, why and will we ever read them all? We still feel compelled to ask ourselves these, even though we know deep inside we will never find satisfactory answers.
In a landmark opinion, the Supreme Court ruled Friday that states cannot ban same-sex marriage, handing gay rights advocates their biggest victory yet.
The 5-4 ruling had Justice Anthony Kennedy writing for the majority, with the four liberal justices. Each of the four conservative justices wrote their own dissent.
The relevant cases were argued earlier this year. Attorney John Bursch, serving as Michigan’s Special Assistant Attorney General, defended four states’ bans on gay marriage before the Court, arguing that the case was not about how to define marriage, but rather about who gets to decide the question.
The case comes before the Supreme Court after several lower courts have overturned state bans on gay marriage. A federal appeals court had previously ruled in favor of the state bans, with Judge Jeffrey Sutton of the Sixth Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals writing a majority opinion in line with the rationale that the issue should be decided through the political process, not the courts.
Congratulations to Philly’s LGBT community and its supporters. This is a huge victory that we are still taking in, but the bottom line is that equal rights are amazing, aren’t they?
Here’s a game of Sophie’s Choice for you: What’s more disconcerting, a Chris Christie presidential bid or the prospect of having your testicles chomped on by some sort of evil nightmare fish that possesses human-like teeth? According to Dangerous Minds, that scenario is currently playing itself out at Swedes Lake in Burlington County. Usually found in South America, a Pacu fish is long-rumored to attack the genitals of male swimmmers. While you’ll be relieved to learn that the testicle gnawing is merely an urban legend and not something that residents of the Garden State have to actually worry over (their plate being already quite full), the Pacu does threaten to screw up the local ecosystem, what with it having no business being in a Delran lake and all. You can see a 6ABC news report that makes us realize that we’ve never missed Don Polec more above. Even though the Pacu’s infamous reputation is baseless, we still can’t help but feel that this story is, well, nuts. Sorry.
Starting tomorrow at 10am and running throughout the weekend, WXPN will be focusing on the songs you tried to forget (Stars on 45’s “Medley” anyone?) and the ones you just get can’t over (i.e. “West End Girls“) as part of the #1 Hits of the ’80s weekend. Obviously if you are going to be taking on such a dubious endeavor, you’ll want to bring in an expert to handle all the rampant nostalgia going down. Thusly, Robert Drake will be your host for this journey from KC and the Sunshine Band’s “Please Don’t Go” to Phil Collins’ “Another Day in Paradise.” You can see what you are in store for here. Like everything in your life, there’s a balance of greatness and shame to be found here. But we are still in agreement that “Maneater” is one of the best things to come out of the decade, right?
Often, I am completely torn on the coming (or, perhaps, already in progress) war between Gen X and millennials. On one hand, as a member of Gen X, I have known to my soul that Gen X was utter bullshit since the moment I found out that it was a thing. I believe this is easily proven in hundreds of ways, from our insistence on being nice to Dave Grohl to the way Google’s slogan was “Don’t be evil” right up until they actually figured out to be evil in ways even evil itself had not heretofore grokked. Millennials, on the other hand, already have a bulging folder on my desk so covered in my worn rubber stamp “NO” that it is frankly embarrassing for me to discuss in mixed company. Put it this way: I have worries I think I don’t even really know that I have yet. So, yes, that Generation X Is Sick of Your Bullshit thing resonates with me. But something that also resonates with me are these new millennial ideas of things like, oh, I don’t know: not defining your entire persona by the music you listen to; making it safe and okay to be out of doors in cities; and very short shorts for men and women alike.
I suppose in place of this argument, which is going to go on for years to come, I wish anyone concerned could just see the recent movie While We’re Young, in which director Noah Baumbach brilliantly skewers both generations for the thing that they really have in common: The folly of ignorance. “Kids These Days,” the new track just released by the Philly band Minka, seems to implicitly understand and convey everything I’m talking about here. The track itself is a perfect — and I mean perfect — pastiche of Let’s Dance-era Bowie, which, come to think of it, was probably about the moment everyone else was noticing a new brand of dastardly stink on the Baby Boomer generation. (I feel like I can speak for both X and Millennials when I say: Jesus Christ, enough with these motherfuckers already, amirite?) But as what can only be described as a violently sexy backbeat pummels along and Minka’s poor guitarist has to ape Nile Rodgers like his very life depends on it, “Kids These Days” is something more than pastiche: It’s a party. And though the singer never quite gives away whether he actually has that “Kids These Days” feeling or, rather, is pointedly holding it up as an object of ridicule, the takeaway is the same: These children that you spit on, they will bury us. Even if by then the very word “bury” has been unmoored from its original meaning and instead turned into an Emoji that indicates “left to rot and burn in the howling, post-apocalyptic sun.” So why not make the best of it?
The collective house is cutely titled “Little Earthquakes,” which I guess is a reference to the Tori Amos song, and not the novel by fellow Philadelphian Jennifer Weiner. The house is decorated with thrift store furniture and posters with radical slogans. The residents we meet are that mix of punk and outdoorsy bike hipster you tend to find in Philadelphia’s outer reaches. Rittenhouse Square, where Weiner’s novels are set, is the city’s most expensive neighborhood, and a world away from Little Earthquakes. West Philadelphia is home to many such housing cooperatives, places built on ideals of community, activism, and sustainability.
While, yes, there are many things to cringe about there, the takeaway from the Lithub piece is something borne out by our own experiences over the last few years with the 215 Festival: While Weiner continues to insert herself into arguments that she is increasingly losing for reasons as transparent as air — to Franzen! FRANZEN, people! When even Franzen can set you dead to rights, well, it’s just over — in her very backyard, there’s a healthy scene growing that would seem to embody all the things she’s been supposedly campaigning for this whole time. And yet, where is she? She’s not there. Hoarse from braying, Weiner ironically has a hometown that is too cool for her. And here we cannot lie: It’s nice for someone to finally notice.
In Philly (and plenty of other places), that amounts to nothing less than an entire shift in the way a population thinks about and treats the people on its roads. And with the massive changes in populace and how people use our streets, push is coming to shove. So the BCGP report is breaking out its info into council districts, bringing the battle to City Council’s doorstep. It’s a bold move, where already, cultures are clashing.
>>> Those of you who love labels can happily categorize Jessica Pratt as a neo-folk artist, but to do so is to oversimplify her talents. We hear everything from True Colors-era Cyndi Lauper to Kate Bush in her mesmerizing songs that can easily be charming or spooky depending on what her musical whims dictate. In support of her recent album On Your Own Love Again, Pratt plays Boot & Saddle tonight for a show that should prove to be as complex and pleasing as her songs so often are.
>>> As we mentioned earlier, The Muppets Take Manhattan takes over Headhouse Square for a free screening. Will Philly boo the Muppet Babies sequence? We’re betting they will.
>>> You already know this won’t end in kisses, but Blonde Redhead’s show at Union Transfer will have plenty of the 4AD sophisticated dance pop that seems to have found its way onto every late night mood playlist on Spotify right now.
Remember that episode of Lost when Alex, Kate and Sawyer had to rescue Karl from that trippy room full of disorienting sights and sounds? It doesn’t matter if you don’t, just take our word for it that the new Girlpool video reminded us exactly of that trippy mindfuck — minus the botched ending that made us wonder why we spent six seasons obsessing about the minutiae of a show that lost the narrative midway through. At just 35 seconds long, the band’s clip for their single “Magnifying Glass” (from the excellent Before the World Was Big) has no filler, but plenty of head-scratching thrills and a blast of power pop sunshine that brings a smile to over overstimulated faces. Unlike Lost, we’re not going to try to figure it out. We’re just going to wrap ourselves up in its weird brevity. (Via The Fader)
While we frantically craft our plans to get the hell out of the city during late September, those left behind — and not in a groovy, Kirk Cameron type of way — are wondering exactly when they’ll find out how much Pope Francis‘ visit will screw up their daily routine. We told you last week about how during His Holiness’ visit SEPTA will be operating on a severely altered schedule that gives us fits of existential dread whenever we attempt to ponder it, but exact details on road closures and the Pope’s itinerary have been scarce. And thanks to security concerns it’s likely to remain that way for longer than you have anticipated. PlanPhilly reports:
Those desperate for more detailed information than the broad strokes released at last week’s transportation plan announcement will need to wait until early September, says Secret Service spokesman Robert Hoback.
“We will issue a joint transportation [and] public safety press release … probably three weeks out [from the Papal visit],” Hoback told PlanPhilly. That release will specify which roads will be closed (and when), and where security checkpoints will be established. It will also contain a list of specifically prohibited and permitted items for attendees to carry with them, and detailed maps showing how to navigate the area surrounding the Papal Mass on the Benjamin Franklin Parkway.
Pope Francis’ visit has been designated a National Special Security Event by Department of Homeland Security, meaning the Secret Service runs the show as lead agency for the design and implementation of the security plan.
This makes a great deal of sense actually, but we still are planning on putting as much space between us and the fannypacked legions of holy rollers who will be invading our city for this as possible. You know, we keep joking about it, but the Philebrity Beach House seems to be more of a viable option by the minute…
Beginning tomorrow and running until Sunday, the US Social Forum convenes primarily at North Philly’s Howard Gittis Student Center to “create spaces for strategy discussions, political education, People’s Movement Assemblies, local actions, art and culture, convergences, movement schools, marches, housing takeovers, community building, healing, and collective empowerment.” This ambitious gathering will offer candid analysis of topics ranging from poverty to immigration issues with hopes that creating a larger conversation will set in motion a domino effect that can result in unity and direct action. To this end, organizations like Disabled in Action and The Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign will have a presence at the conference (a full list of participants can be found here). Despite the serious subjects being bandied about, there will also be numerous cultural performances on Saturday during the American Street Festival. Which means that we’ll be bummed if we don’t hear “Talkin’ Bout a Revolution” at least three times. Interested parties can register for the four-day event here.
When we initially learned that Philly resident Kristin Eissler was planning on opening the Kawaii Kitty Café animal adoption agency/coffee shop hybrid this December at a location TBA, we dismissed the move as just another Whimsyadelphian trying to pursue her dream. But then we learned she was partnering with PAWS for the venture, and we began to really take notice. It is Eissler’s hope to have a number of cats available for immediate adoption at the Café at any given time, which will give you the chance to pick up a latte and the next potential Internet superstar at the same time. Let’s just hope they have some security on staff to keep all the crazy cat ladies at bay.
So there you have it: The world is not totally made of shit. Have you got some good news? If so, send it to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with “GOOD MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!” in the subject header — we’d love to hear about it.
If there’s been a dominating thought that we’ve had this week it is this: Why exactly did we not see Morrissey on Saturday night at the Academy of Music? By all accounts it was one of his finest shows ever in Philly, something that is backed up by the numerous bootleg videos of the gig that have turned up on YouTube since. As of this writing, the entire show is up there and even songs that verge on self-parody from the lackluster World Peace Is None of Your Business are growing on us. (“Staircase at the University,” you are still so goofy but we are growing to love you). The highlight of the set was, as always, “Everyday Is Like Sunday.” We’ll spare you our Sing Your Life fanzine-worthy rants on why this song is perfect because you already know it is. And always will be.
We’ve come to accept that the Steve Keeley beat is no longer ours exclusively, but have to say that we were a bit caught of guard when we learned that Fox 29 itself was getting in on Keeleymania. It’s okay though, because when someone has a gift like this it would be a shame for them to not share it with the world. Even if we have no earthly idea what it is.