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Programming Note: 20/20 Set To Air John Bolaris Segment This Friday Night

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

Stock up on popcorn, make sure you have “do shot” material, and don’t forget to set your DVRs, for this shall be a blessed occasion: ABC’s 20/20 is currently running teasers on-air to promote their segment on That Time John Bolaris Got Roofied Twice In Miami, set to broadcast this Friday. It will most certainly [...]

We Cannot Believe We Missed The Whole Part When John Bolaris Got Suspended Indefinitely For Do-Shot-Gate

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

By now, the story is legendary: John Bolaris goes down to Miami, gets roped into a “Bar Girls” scam, gets roofied TWICE, has his Amex rung up to the tune of $43K but then, in true Bolaris fashion, testifies and helps bring the ring down, and lives to tell the tale! It’s a heroic epic [...]

We Left Work Early On Friday, And While We Were Gone, The LOLBOLARIS Bunny Visited!

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

And he left us all of these LOLBOLARIS-es! Look at them! Can you even believe them? Two of them will be good enough for Willie Nelson tickets; the rest will be forgotten. You probably shouldn’t send us any more of them because we feel like the story’s dead already, but you know, we say this [...]

THERE’S NO LOLBOLARIS, THERE’S JUST LOLBOLAR-US

Friday, May 20th, 2011

GOOD ENOUGH FOR WILLIE NELSON TICKETS? WELL DOOD, WE JUST DON’T KNOW! SEND YOUR LOLBOLARISES TO TIPS[AT]PHILEBRITY[DOT]COM! NO, WE’RE NOT KIDDING! DO SHOT! DO SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Previously: John Bolaris Getting Roofied (Twice!) By Two Latvian Girls Who Ran Up $43K On His Amex Can Only Mean One Thing!

LOLBOLARIS REX IS A PURRRRRFECT STORM

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

[From the mind of Johnny Goodtimes] LOLLY BOLLY, WE LIKE TO PARTY, WE DON’T CAUSE TRUBBLE, WE DON’T BOTHER NOBODY! YO HOSS, YOU WANT THEM WILLIE NELSON TICKETS? SEND YOUR LOLBOLARISES TO TIPS[AT]PHILEBRITY[DOT]COM! NO, WE’RE NOT KIDDING! DO SHOT! DO SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Previously: John Bolaris Getting Roofied (Twice!) By Two Latvian Girls Who Ran Up $43K [...]

THE PASSION OF THE LOLBOLARIS

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

IS IT WORTH WILLIE NELSON TICKETS? WE JUST DON’T KNOW YET, DUDE! SEND YOUR LOLBOLARISES TO TIPS[AT]PHILEBRITY[DOT]COM! NO, WE’RE NOT KIDDING! DO SHOT! DO SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Previously: John Bolaris Getting Roofied (Twice!) By Two Latvian Girls Who Ran Up $43K On His Amex Can Only Mean One Thing!

John Bolaris Getting Roofied (Twice!) By Two Latvian Girls Who Ran Up $43K On His Amex Can Only Mean One Thing!

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

THE INVENTION OF THE LOLBOLARIS! READ THIS, THEN GET ON YOUR PHOTOSHOPS, PEOPLE! SEND YOUR LOLBOLARISES TO TIPS[AT]PHILEBRITY[DOT]COM! BEST ONE BY END OF DAY TMRW GETS WILLIE NELSON TICKETS! NO, WE’RE NOT KIDDING! DO SHOT! DO SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Previously: Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: John Bolaris, Last Night, Drinking Alone, At Kung Fu Necktie