Archive for the 'Vince Macchiavelli' Category

Vince Macchiavelli: Sado-Fumochism

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

AS TOLD BY OUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ.: Standing on State Road in the great Northeast, outside the four houses of correction for Philadelphia, one can often hear the dulcet tones of a jailhouse full of cherubs, wailing cries of injustice because of their lawyers. Nevermind being caught in flagrante delicto with a [...]

Vince Macchiavelli: Bring Me The Piss Boy!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

AS TOLD BY OUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ.: The observation of Philadelphian politics is conducive to strange similes, metaphors and empathies. Circumstances and facts may differ, but visceral concurrencies abound. As the Fumo trial trots out its defensive durge, standard operating procedure concerning the character of Philadelphia politicians is exposed to the light [...]

Vince Macchiavelli: Let’s Do Luchko

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

AS TOLD BY OUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ.: With its case coming to a close, the Feds were saving one of their best witnesses for last: Leonard Luchko, a former Senate staffer and Fumo devotee who, subsequent to the FBI’s investigation of Senator Fumo, began destroying records and various communications in an effort [...]

Vince Macchiavelli: Sometimes It Rolls Uphill

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

AS TOLD BY OUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ.: Let’s be honest – there haven’t been any colossal revelations in the course of the Fumo trial. There certainly hasn’t been anything more salacious than what had already been leaked to the press over the past few years. Christian Marrone, the son-in-law, laid out a [...]

Vince Macchiavelli: Trial Must Pause For The Cause

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

This just in from our legal correspondent Conor Corcoran, via text: Fumo trial has been delayed one month. Judge is apparently very sick. No details. What will this do to/for the Vince? Developing… Previously: Introducing Vince Macchiavelli: Conor Corcoran On The Fumo Trial

Introducing Vince Macchiavelli: Conor Corcoran On The Fumo Trial

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

I should confess. I have been rightfully accused, on occasion and with some pride, of fostering a reputation for a rhapsodic and concupiscient interest in prurient pastimes of the First Order (which, I might add, the sailors of the Good Ship Philebrity have often aided and abetted, and which, come to think of it, bears [...]