Labor Day Feels Like A Million Years Away
Monday, August 11th, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt ponders the long, epic soulsuck that is August in Philadelphia.
Archive for the 'Horoscope' Category
How Angelina Jolie Skirted Permanent Damaged-Goods Status, How To Buy Your Own Island, And Advanced Studies In Deviant Behavior
Monday, July 28th, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt dishes out the knowledge like it’s frickin’ Main Line School Nite or something.
Twenty Manning’s Mist-er, The Gay Hanky Code, And The Childhood Of Dr. Evil
Monday, July 21st, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt makes your way plain, for this week and for all time.
Even If This Doesn’t Relate To You, It Still Kind Of Does
Monday, July 7th, 2008How many baby ravers fit into one smallish two bedroom apartment? I think there were at least six or seven of them living in the rave cave I knew about. The one who seemed to be the most dedicated raver tribesman was named Fun Brian. He was a big guy dripping with candy jewelry who [...]
Your Future, YouTube Edition
Monday, June 30th, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt peers into the greatest cosmic zeitgeist truth-telling device of our time. What she finds there may frighten and amaze you. Or, it could be a clip from Steel Magnolias. For the heavens say what they will.
It’s Been One Week Since You Looked At Me
Monday, June 23rd, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt reveals that, holy hell, almost everyone is getting laid this week! Except for you, Aquarius. For you, it’s the Bare Naked Ladies. Yes, the band. Reasons why after the jump.
Attn: Sagittarius. Get Funky.
Monday, June 16th, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt ponders the eternal question, “WOT IS HE LIKE? WOT IS HE LIKE, ANYWAY?”
Don’t Worry: All Your Decisions This Week Have Already Been Made For You
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008After the jump, Loren Hunt consults your stars and comes back from the cosmos with a whole handful of “Meh” and a sprinkle of “Whoa!”
