After the jump, B-Hickz ponders the joke that could make the world never stop crying.

After the jump, our resident Andy Rooney tells you about his day at the airport. Saturday, to be specific.

Even if you’re an N.W.A. guy and not, say, a KRS-One guy, here’s why Michael Vick‘s re-upped deal with Nike sucks.

So, our buddy Brian Hickey went ahead and showed up to document the fine specimens of humanity attending Vince Fumo‘s going-away party in South Philly last night. He shot a bunch of video — above is Joey Vento, making the skin crawl like it’s made of worms — and whilst watching them, we had an [...]

For today, we are all that guy.

Even when my brains were eggs benedict, after they took me off the morphine, I recognized that that little pill they were giving me in moderation made me forget that my head had been cut open, my shoulder crushed and two vertebrae broken. In fact, I felt like I could do The Worm. After the [...]

Editor’s Note: We first met Brian Hickey in the go-go ’90s, when the Internet was young, print media was very much alive, and so were we. Since then, our paths have diverged — Hickey’s moved on to become a balls-to-the-wall true school journalism gun for hire, and we’re doing, well, whatever this bullshit is — [...]