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isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=53659</guid> <description><![CDATA[Let me clear my throat: Sandra Bernhard’s cemented status as a deliberate provocateur guarantees a certain resurrection of the snarky, gay delights of the late &#8217;80s and early &#8217;90s. The Painted Bride &#8212; where she began a five-night run of performances last night &#8212; was packed with devotees of the genre, a comfortably plump, aging [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2012/01/11/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-bernhard-at-the-bride/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: With Friends Like Vince&#8217;s, Who Needs Enemas</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/11/01/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/11/01/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:42:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[General]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=51360</guid> <description><![CDATA[Joey &#8211; Did you read this hornet’s nest of shit? To know him is to loathe him. And this time – it’s not just the prosecutors. I can only imagine that upon combing through the cacophony of Vince Fumo’s correspondence from the hoosegow, the U.S. Attorneys did their own tawdry version of the Truffle Shuffle, [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/11/01/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: Sympathy For The Old Devil</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/05/31/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-sympathy-for-the-old-devil/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/05/31/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-sympathy-for-the-old-devil/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 13:57:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=46353</guid> <description><![CDATA[Two years ago, Philebrity asked me to cover the sentencing hearing for Vince Fumo -– a cinematic catastrophe ne plus ultra. Fumo’s women: Stalwart beams of sclerotic beauty, rent asunder as collateral damage in the Dresdenesque prosecution of a colossal titan. The sycophants in the gallery, from Johnny Baggadonuts to the judges and attorneys, beadily [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/05/31/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-sympathy-for-the-old-devil/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: The Men Behind The Curtain</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-the-men-behind-the-curtain/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-the-men-behind-the-curtain/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:29:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=44020</guid> <description><![CDATA[After Boston and Los Angeles and Portland and San Diego; after Lynne Abraham’s scathing indictment of the Philadelphia Archdiocese’s obfuscating pattern of reassignments; after the Vatican was caught –- cardinal handed, no less -– ordering Irish Bishops to refrain from turning over their pedophiles to the police, and then providing diplomatic safe haven for Bernard [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-the-men-behind-the-curtain/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: This Is What Happened When We Asked Our Lawyer If We Ever Had To Worry About Being Subpoena&#8217;d For Our Commenters&#8217; True Identities</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/07/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-this-is-what-happened-when-we-asked-our-lawyer-if-we-ever-had-to-worry-about-being-subpoenad-for-our-commenters-true-identities/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/07/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-this-is-what-happened-when-we-asked-our-lawyer-if-we-ever-had-to-worry-about-being-subpoenad-for-our-commenters-true-identities/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:53:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=43927</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dear Joey: The problem with running a new media enterprise is that there is an inclination to leave the old media machinations of yellow journalism in the dust. The greatest American historical proponents thereof –- Joseph Pulitzer (whose name is now, incredibly, the gold standard for audacious truth in public discourse) and William Jennings Bryant [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2011/03/07/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-this-is-what-happened-when-we-asked-our-lawyer-if-we-ever-had-to-worry-about-being-subpoenad-for-our-commenters-true-identities/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: And Now, Tigre Hill&#8217;s Fantastical Preach-To-The-Choir Brothers Grimm Machine!</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/09/22/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-and-now-tigre-hills-fantastical-preach-to-the-choir-brothers-grimm-machine/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/09/22/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-and-now-tigre-hills-fantastical-preach-to-the-choir-brothers-grimm-machine/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 18:25:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=37802</guid> <description><![CDATA[SEPTEMBER 21, 2010 (Philadelphia) &#8212; The gathering of the faithful began with a processional three blocks long on Broad Street. It was a phalanx of Harleys, straddled by the Centurion bikers, a social club of active Philadelphia cops who evidently enjoy a wee bit too much of the ol’ reverse role play and YMCA macho [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/09/22/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-and-now-tigre-hills-fantastical-preach-to-the-choir-brothers-grimm-machine/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: It&#8217;s Always Something In Philadelphia</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/06/24/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-its-always-something-in-philadelphia/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/06/24/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-its-always-something-in-philadelphia/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:32:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[From The Desk Of]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=34979</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ryan Howard waltzed in with a harem as hot as Georgia asphalt. I couldn’t decide what was more impressive: How a man that size can wear earrings that big with some dreadful Ed Hardy type gear and still be considered a heterosexual, or the fact that he so effortlessly slid to the rear of the [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/06/24/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-its-always-something-in-philadelphia/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: What John Yoo And Phillies Taser Boy Have In Common</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/05/11/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-what-john-yoo-and-phillies-taser-boy-have-in-common/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/05/11/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-what-john-yoo-and-phillies-taser-boy-have-in-common/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 21:03:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=33198</guid> <description><![CDATA[An invitation arrived for lunch last week at the Union League with John Yoo, a man noted in recent years for his torture memos, but also a graduate of Episcopal Academy. (A shimmering scarlet letter of the satanic, if there ever was one. Long live El Mallochio!) It was billed as a “lunch discussion” with [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/05/11/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-what-john-yoo-and-phillies-taser-boy-have-in-common/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>8</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Clerk of Quarter Sessions But Forgot To Ask</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-the-clerk-of-quarter-sessions-but-forgot-to-ask/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-the-clerk-of-quarter-sessions-but-forgot-to-ask/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:39:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=31664</guid> <description><![CDATA[J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ. REPORTING: There’s three branches of government, right? Each of ‘em has its own subdivisions, and the Courts have offices like the Sheriff, the Prothonotary (the clerk for civil cases), and the Clerk of Quarter Sessions (the clerk for criminal cases). Most lawyers couldn’t tell you why this vital office is named [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2010/03/10/from-the-desk-of-conor-corcoran-everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-the-clerk-of-quarter-sessions-but-forgot-to-ask/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Vince Macchiavelli: Sado-Fumochism</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2009/02/19/vince-macchiavelli-sado-fumochism/</link> <comments>http://www.philebrity.com/2009/02/19/vince-macchiavelli-sado-fumochism/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:38:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tips</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Ask The Lawyer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Vince Macchiavelli]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/?p=19527</guid> <description><![CDATA[AS TOLD BY OUR LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, J. CONOR CORCORAN, ESQ.: Standing on State Road in the great Northeast, outside the four houses of correction for Philadelphia, one can often hear the dulcet tones of a jailhouse full of cherubs, wailing cries of injustice because of their lawyers. Nevermind being caught in flagrante delicto with a [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.philebrity.com/2009/02/19/vince-macchiavelli-sado-fumochism/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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