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Finnigan’s Wake — which, while we’re at it, really should be Finnegan’s Wake — the hot spot for all of the tweeeeeens, bros, cover bands, high life drinkers, and people who still watch MTV, is up for sale. For a cool $5 million, you could be the proud owner of all of that sweaty, gross, embarrassing insanity of a “bar” that gives you the shiver down your spine every time its name is mentioned. All year long, you’ll be inundated with douchebags of all stripes, and for that, they should really pay you.
And as an extra appeal to possible buyers, the 19,140 square foot property is allowed to have balconies/a rooftop deck, just in case you need to cram even more people in nineteen thousand square feet.