The Winner Of The Most Hilariously Nasty Diner En Blanc Joke Gets First Dibs On Any Future Philebrity Ticket Giveaway
You heard right, buckaroo: In honor of tonight’s now-annual celebration of all that is Dumb Bougie Bullshit, Diner En Blanc, we’re holding our first-ever joke contest. The topic, of course, is particularly rich, and we think it’s got a lot of potential. So leave your joke in the comments to this post or tweet it to us @philebrity. Your prize, should we select yours? A golden ticket, if you will. You’ll be able to redeem your win by calling first dibs on any future Philebrity ticket giveaway, for one year. You can only redeem it once, though, so you’ll have to choose wisely. But that’s all for later: Right now, let’s see your material.