John Otto, take ‘em to the Franklin Bridge
You know what guys? We’ve had a good run. We had the Declaration of Independence, Penn’s Treaty, Bill Cosby, the Broad Street Bullies, TSOP, and hell, even Rocky. It was good while it lasted, but it’s all over now, as the city is now forever tainted by the image above, which opens Limp Bizkit‘s “comeback video.” We won’t embed it here, because we’re not animals, but it features the opening line of “GO FUCK YOURSELF” and multiple shots of Fred Durst on the toilet. It’s actually very fitting.