From The Desk Of Doogie Horner: Overheard At The Troc’s Screening Of The Muppets Take Manhattan

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After the jump, we’ll be moving right along. Ahem.

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Doogie Horner is a writer and comedian from Philly; he performs around here regularly, and you should go see him. For some Anonymous Tips From Doogie, click here.