@NRA: Go Fuck Yourself
Philadelphia accounts for a disproportionate share of Pennsylvania’s crime.
— NRA (@NRA) February 27, 2013
Because the fact is, Philadelphia accounts for a disproportionate share of Pennsylvania’s everything, with the notable exception of mouth-breathing, antiquated fools clinging to guns and religion like a cheap swimming float in a tsunami of modernity. (There is a more nuanced response to this here, but what’s nuance when you’re sweating hard and buying up all the ammo you can online because EHRMEGERD OBAMA IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY, right, guys?)





