PSA: Do Not Be Anywhere Near “Oldie City” From March 15-17

Because the inbox is telling us that this will be the epicenter of Saint Paddy’s PubCrawl Philadelphia:

WHEN: Friday, March 15, 2013 – Registration at Red Zone (Oldie City) 5PM-11PM
Saturday, March 16, 2013 – Registration at Red Zone (Oldie City) 12PM–11PM
Sunday, March 17, 2013 – Registration at Red Zone (Oldie City) 3PM–11PM

… or, as we like to call it, The Running Of The Douchebags. As a vaguely Irish person, I’d like to step out of the Royal “We” for a moment and say: Fuck everything about this.

  • http://twitter.com/Lance_Ducotte Lance Ducotte

    I thought this was gonna be about the geator, and i was wondering why on earth we’d want to avoid him

  • PlaidArmour

    I thought the “Running Of The Douchebags” was that Santa Claus thing in Northern Liberties.