Tonight, Philebrity Is Proud To Give You: LOVE SONGS, SLOW DANCING AND ALCOHOL!

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PEOPLE, PEOPLE: We know! Funds are low! You’re stressin’, whether you have a Valentine or not (yet, there’s still time, THERE’S STILL TIME)! We are here to tell you: Relax! We got this for you! Tonight, BITBY.TV and Underground Arts and yours truly have teamed up to bring you our first-ever Valentine’s Day Special, a complete evening of entertainment whether you’re single or spoken for. We’re kicking off at 9pm with the love-themed variety show portion. After that, we will be THE CITY’S FINEST DESTINATION FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL STYLE SLOW DANCING. There will be “Always & Forever!” There will be several ladies’ choice dances. There will be no chaperones! (We’ll also have some uptempo numbers, too, in the classic Motown style.)

All in all, it’s a really fun, sweet lineup. Just added to the variety show lineup: The music of Acton Bell, and our bud/comedienne/forthcoming advice columnist Juliet Hope Wayne will be co-hosting, with editor and publisher Joey Sweeney, who’ll also be performing a tune or two off his just-finishing-now album of love songs called Long Hair. (What?) Rounding out the show portion will be Blayer Pointdujour, singing songs of love and Jah, and Katie Frank & The Pheremones, who will melt your stupid heart.

And after that? DJ Langor dropping as much middle school classic lover’s jams, fast and slow, as you can take, and we’ll be leaving no room at all for the Holy Ghost. Join us!