And Now A Little Something For The Single People

… in which local faves The Homophones describe the philosophical condition of the eternally single. This is the gospel of singer Jason Ferraro:

I’ll wear an ugly dress, I’ll wear a french braid
I’m not a bride, I’m a bridesmaid
I’m never gonna have a long engagement
I’m never gonna make a mortgage payment
I only want one night stands and bloody marys in the morning
I’m never gonna have an Asian baby
Nor a mother-in-law to make me crazy
I’m getting rid of my station wagon
My only fun won’t be Facebook tagging
I only want one night stands and bloody marys in the morning

Well, shit. See you tonight?