This Moment In “I’m Too Old For This Shit”: The Pope Resigns

The Pope is old and weak and tired of priestly boytouching and school-closing and none of you going to church anymore and how exhausting it is to go to the Third World these days to try to get the poor to throw over whatever it was they believed before and sell them on the father/son/holy ghost business like it was the 19th Century! He’s just too old for this shit! Sigh. Catholicism: It’s just like everything else. It’s just no damned fun anymore.

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