PA State Troopers Enjoined From Asking You To Wrap Your Lips Around Their Thing

A judge in a Pennsylvania court has thrown out a DUI case due to concerns voiced about the accuracy of the breathalyzer used by PA State Troopers. Starting immediately, if you’re pulled over by the stateys and they suspect a DUI, rather than having you blow for them, they’re gonna wanna give you a little prick. For now, blood tests will be used by the state police, but don’t put away that Chapstick just yet since local cops still prefer blowies, which also have their problems.

Or better yet, don’t drink and drive.

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