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>>> This weekend’s gun show up in Norfeast Philly did brisk business. Because of course it did. On the bright side, this does show that perhaps they’re taking seceding from Philly seriously. [NBC10]

>>> Wait, who is LeSean McCoy? Oh right, he plays for the Philadelphia Piecesofshit. [Deadspin]

>>> And finally, this is the kind of place Philly is: Hugh Jackman visits the Philadelphia Orchestra, and the first thought you fuckin’ mooks have is to bitch about how you wanted to see Hugh Jackman but Orchestra tickets were too expensive. [Philly.com, scroll to comments]