This Is Why We Did Not Run The Naked Man Attacking A SEPTA Bus Video That You People Have Been Sending Us All Week

It is because we have souls, and we intend to keep them, and we took to heart the lessons learned in the People of SEPTA Trilogy:
· Episode 1: For Every “I SEPTA Philly” There Is A “People Of SEPTA”
· Episode 2: You’re Right: That People Of SEPTA Facebook Thing Is For Dicks
· Episode 3: People Of SEPTA Round 3: Using The Scientific Method To Prove This Site Is For Dicks

So, yeah. If anybody has a problem with this, meet us at 11pm on Saturday night at Mac’s Tavern. We’ll be any one of the assholes in there.