Pacino. DePalma. Sandusky.

WE! ARE! GROSSED OUT! Producer Edward R. Pressman has optioned sportswriter Joe Posnanski’s Paterno and is gearing up to squeeze it through a Hollywood tube to make something called Happy Valley, with Brian De Palma and Al Pacino as director and star, respectively. It’s unconfirmed whether or not Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend will co-star as a love interest that there’s no way in hell Jerry Sandusky would be interested in.

2 Responses to “Pacino. DePalma. Sandusky.”

  1. R D Burlingame Says:

    Seriously, you linked to an AintItCool article??? (and also ripped off the jokingly linked article at the top)

    More accurate, grown up, non-half-assed coverage can be found at:

  2. philebrity Says:


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