Playoff football is going on but if you, like us, do not care at all, maybe you can take a roadtrip to see a different kind of show: The Westboro Baptist Church (who are giant assholes) will be protesting at four different churches in Allentown this Sunday. We can’t remember hearing of an instance of them coming any closer to Philadelphia (good old Allentown is just over an hour drive), but according to their website, they will be there protesting “Whorehouses masquerading as churches,” which just seems vague. Get specific, guys. Anyway, we know a good amount about the WBC, but we didn’t know that they practice some form of speed protesting which allows them to spend a maximum of 30-minutes in one location (just look at that itinerary). Maybe it’s for cardio purposes?
Either way, the WBC are assholes and they will be in Allentown. They are there to antagonize and lure you into assaulting them or impeding on their rights and then they sue you. It’s their game. Therefore, Philebrity wholeheartedly endorses some kind of odd anti-protest where you either just stand there and stare at them silently so they feel uncomfortable or make loud noises of flatulence at them. Or maybe they are the perfect captive audience for you to workshop your new performance art piece? Really either one works.