Rumblings: Choose Your Own Adventure

>>> It may surprise you to know that the man who found that missing 5-year-old girl who was on the cover of the Daily News was named Nelson Mandela. You may find equally disorienting, but regard them as good news nonetheless, the following sentences:

Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said Nelson Mandela was walking to the 69th Street Station to catch a train to his job in Norristown around 4:40 a.m. this morning when he heard the child crying “Help, help, help,” in a playground. [...]
Nelson Mandela does not watch or read the news so he did not know who the girl was or the story of her disappearance, according to Chitwood. [philly.com]

>>> And because we now know that Nelson Mandela does not watch or read the news, we also know that he did not find this child because Ghostface Killah told him to. Via the Main Line Media. [Twitter]

>>> But really, that’s only the beginning of the end of this story. [ABCNews]