The No-Pants Subway Ride, The Naked Bike Ride’s Harmless Little Cousin, Returns This Sunday

Oh dear, remember this? It’s back:

Event Details:
When: Sunday, January, 13th, 3:00PM – 5:00PM
Where: Meeting at domino game pieces at plaza near Broad & Arch Streets
Have: Clean pair of decent underwear (that you’re wearing) under pants or other removable clothing covering your bottom half. Please no thongs or other barely-there underwear. Optional bag/briefcase to carry pants in. Token for subway ride.
RSVP & invite your friends!

As one astute Facebook invitee points out, though, the Market-Frankford line is partially closed on Sunday, meaning that at some point, the ride could turn into something much more metaphorically appropriate: A bunch of kids not knowing where they’re going, with their asses hanging out in the wind.

  • Allen Crawford

    Public pillow fights, not wearing pants in public…what’s next? Having your Boomer parents change your diaper on a park bench in Rittenhouse Square?