Marky Mark To Receive “Special Proclamation” From Mayor Tonight As Funky Bunch Continues To Sigh From Afar

Actor/late ’80s house music fitness rapper/friend to animals Mark Wahlberg will be in town tonight at the Prince Theater for a pseudo-premiere (read: not premiere at all) of his latest film, Broken City, which was not shot here and has nothing to do with anything here but nevertheless:

Mayor Michael Nutter and Greater Philadelphia Film Office Director Sharon Pinkenson will be on hand to welcome Mark back to the City of Brotherly Love and present him with a special City of Philadelphia Proclamation.

At this time, Philebrity has reason to believe the proclamation contains the phrases “solid bro,” “my mom is fine, thank you for asking,” and “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND PLEASE.”

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