We know, we know: You just came back to work, to a mountain of dread. Your bank account is all Edvard Munch and shit. Your love life is in shambles. Your body, your very organism, threatens doom at every turn. And you just have no idea what to do.
We cannot help you. But we know someone who can. Allow us to introduce you to Philebrity’s new advice columnist, Juliet Hope Wayne. Many of our readers will already be familiar with Juliet, but here are her credentials anyway: Animation artist and writer. Named best comedian in Philadelphia 2012, Philadelphia Magazine; 1st female Moth storytelling grandslam NYC winner; featured on The Moth podcast and Radiohour on NPR; featured performer The Unchained Tour 2010; looks awkward smoking. And if there is a peccadillo on this earth she has not personally experienced, well, she’d like to hear it.
Which is where you come in. Juliet’s new column, Ask Juliet Hope Wayne, is set to debut with us later this month. But first, before there are answers (and you know Juliet has them), there must be questions. So we’ve drummed up this handy anonymous webform for you to ask away. Worry not, and happy new year. And good luck with your fucking problems.