Archive for December 28th, 2012

This Weekend: What Are You Doing Here?

Friday, December 28th, 2012

FRIDAY: >>> We know: Why is there even Weekend Picks this week? Aren’t we all at home watching Marley on Netflix or otherwise staring into space whether we’re being paid to or not? Yesterday, Jimmy was in the office and we were like, what are you doing here? He said he just didn’t know where […]

We Finally Discovered Something We Have In Common With Philly.commenters

Friday, December 28th, 2012

We both hate the fucking Mummers. Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, knowhumsayin’?

R.I.P.: Jack Klugman, 1922-2012

Friday, December 28th, 2012

South Philly’s own Jack Klugman, who starred in the classic TV shows The Odd Couple and Quincy as well as acclaimed films like Twelve Angry Men and Days of Wine and Roses, has passed. We’ll remember Klugman for all of these and more, but also, just as much, the “punk rock” episode of Quincy, as […]

CBS3, The Worst News, To Broadcast NYE Fireworks Because There’s Nothing Quite As Disappointing As Fireworks On TV

Friday, December 28th, 2012

Planning on staying home alone on New Year’s Eve with nothing but broadcast television to keep you company? Two things: Jesus, man. And, a programming note: Celebrate 2013 — a live broadcast of Penn’s Landing’s New Year’s Eve fireworks spectacular — will air Monday, December 31st, 11:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. on CBS3, aka the […]

Dept. Of Great Fakes: New K&A Quick Tire Change Service For Po-Po

Friday, December 28th, 2012

Philadelinquency’s Christopher Sawyer asks, real or fake? Like everyone else in the world, we’re saying fake. If only because of the one cop’s oh-snap facial expression: Dude looks like he just walked into the “surprise” 50th birthday beef ‘n’ beer he knew his wife had been planning for six months.

Readers Cameraphone: Port Fishington Gets A New Mascot

Friday, December 28th, 2012

It’d be great if she was all like, “Hey kids! Don’t kill yourself this Christmas!” Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.