Dear Philadelphia, We Love You And We Made You This Crazy Awesome FREE Christmas Show At Johnny Brenda’s Tonight

Well, polls have just closed for The 2012 Philebrity Awards, and suffice it to say we are stoked! Not just to celebrate the winners and nominees, but also to present what we humbly submit to be our finest Awards Show/Xmas Pageant lineup ever. I mean, look at it: And it’s FREE TO ATTEND, and at Johnny Brenda’s, starting tonight at 9pm sharp. We will be revealing winners there, onstage, tonight; so if you’re a nominee or just someone who likes fun, you’re going to want to show up, preferably in elfin party pants. (Also accepted: Bad Idea Jeans.)

We are happy to tell you also that this year’s Awards Show & Xmas Pageant is be brought to you by Art in the Age Craft Spirits, makers of Root, Snap, Rhubarb, Sage and Spodee Wine with a Kick. Both Root Nog and Snap Nog will be featured tonight, and attendees will have a chance to enter to win AITA and Spodee gift baskets. So congrats in advance to everybody — and for sure, thanks in advance to Johnny Brenda’s, AITA, and all the great performers doing their thing tonight — and we’ll see you there!