Attn. Center City Drunks: Do Not Start A Fight With Thor’s Brother, You Idiots

Well, it had to happen sometime, and we’re just happy it wasn’t Harrison Ford: According to TMZ, Liam Hemsworth (a.k.a. Baby Thor a.k.a. Mr. Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hunger Gale), who is in town filming Paranoia, dealt out a “beatdown” on a drunkard outside of Continental Midtownlate Saturday night. TMZ has “video” of the “fight” which is basically a bunch of cabs driving by really fast as Mr. Cyrus stands near someone. It’s enthralling.

At least one guy learned a valuable lesson: Don’t mess with an angry Australian.