Rick Santorum To Write Column for WorldNetDaily.com, Because Batshit Seeks Its Own Level

Pennsylvania Commonwealth homophobe emeritus, and yes, National Treasure, Rick Santorum did not, alas, become President of These United States, but that’s ok, God had a different plan for our little Ricky. Our favorite vest full of venom will be regularly contributing to WorldNetDaily.com. Y’know the only publication with the courage to report the truth about our gay Muslim president:

A prominent member of Chicago’s homosexual community claims Barack Obama’s participation in the “gay” bar and bathhouse scene was so well known that many who were aware of his lifestyle were shocked when he ran for president and finally won the White House.”

The article continues:

Investigative journalist Wayne Madsen, who worked with the National Security Agency from 1984 to 1988 as a Navy intelligence analyst, confirmed DuJan’s claims…”President Obama and his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel are lifetime members of the same gay bathhouse in uptown Chicago, according to informed sources in Chicago’s gay community, as well as veteran political sources in the city,” Madsen wrote.

He said the bathhouse, “Man’s Country,” catered “to older men,” noting “it has been in business for some 30 years and is known as one of uptown Chicago’s ‘grand old bathhouses.”

WND also boldly reports freudian slips, the hallmark of any secret Muslim:

“Let’s not play games,” Obama stated. “What I was suggesting – you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith. And you’re absolutely right that that has not come.”

Stephanopoulos immediately interrupted Obama, stating, “Christian faith.”

“My Christian faith,” Obama quickly said.”

And of course, the simple and plain fact that he is constitutionally unqualified to hold the office of the President of the United States. Search “birth certificate” on WND’s site and you’ll get more than 10 pages of articles.

It is to this journalistic juggernaut that Senator Closetcase will be adding his frothy mixture of poignancy and piety. I guess marriage can also be between a man and a brave and truth telling website.

And though he may never get the smart or even the blah people on his side, we will be adding WND.com to our personal blogroll, and we suggest you do the same.

 

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    Rick Santorum told me that B.J. Rosenberg is Jewish. Then he took his dead fetus out of the freezer and gave it to Jesus.