The Philebrity Lexicon: “Choad Safari”

choad sa·far·i · noun.

Social activity in which a group of friends attend a sequence of bars most usually attended by CHOADS, i.e., primarily members of the DOUCHE CLASS, who have unto themselves an entire unique set of mating rituals and calls to CASUAL VIOLENCE. An open, brazen act of CULTURAL SLUMMING, the CHOAD SAFARI serves to both build bonds between friends and heap laughing SCORN upon the DOUCHE CLASS. But alas, it is not wrong. It is good.

Ex.: “Last weekend, me and Dr. Beard went on a CHOAD SAFARI in Narberth and I gotta say, it was kind of amazing.”

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Previously In The Philebrity Lexicon: HIPSTER PROFILING, PARTY RICKETTS,DOMERS, HAMMERS, JITBAGS, NOUGARS, PAIN CAVE, PROMOSEXUALS, SKETCHBURGERS, WHINE FLU, REVENGE BREEDING

3 Responses to “The Philebrity Lexicon: “Choad Safari””

  1. helvispresley Says:

    also known as “going to the barbary”

  2. castor troy Says:

    more like “old city on the weekend.” your age/out of touch-ness is showing, breh.

  3. philebrity Says:

    bold first time comment bro

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