POTUS To Come To Suburbs, Get Us Riled Up, Make Us Want To Fist-Fight Congress
President Barack Obama will be coming to Hatfield, PA this Friday to tour the Rodon Group and deliver remarks, according to NBC10, “to rally the public to pressure Congress to support his agenda,” which we’re sure is somewhere in his job description.
The pressure he is asking for is for Congress to pass his plan to raise revenue through higher tax rates in order to stop the looming Fiscal Cliff drop off from happening, and the Rodon Group is the perfect place, since they manufacture K’NEX Building Sets, so you can literally build that.
We assume on his way through town he’ll also swing by Philadelphia and personally high-five three judges that he nominated for the U.S. Disctrict Court. Or at least that’s what we would do.





