Ceremonial Yet Unofficial Old City Black Friday Running Of The Douches Ends Exactly How It’s Supposed To

With a guy in a muscle-cut flannel and some other schmoe tussling out into the middle of Market Street in a manner that suggests, if this had happened just 13 blocks away, it could have ended in these two making out. Oh, Douche Class: You have to learn everything the hard way.

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