We know it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but if you’re looking to lock down those New Year’s Eve (weekend) plans, and you want to spend your night in the most extravagant way possible and with as many shouts of “HAAA?” as the gods will allow, do not worry: Kanye West is playing shows at Revel Casino on December 28th, 29th, and 30th. As for the actual new year? Well, that’s for you to spend money at Revel while Kimye do ridiculous rich-person things together that we can’t even comprehend with our puny little minds.
But this brings one question to mind for us: What crazy shit did Kanye do that only Revel knows about and is holding over his head? As the press release tells us, “Since his stunning 2011 performance at Coachella in Indio, California … Kanye West’s only solo US appearances have been at Revel.” Do they have all of his gold (in our minds Kanye makes transactions using only gold)? Maybe they’ve promised to bankroll DONDA for him. After all, it costs a lot of money to employ designers, musiciains, architects, astronauts, chemical engineers, nutritionists, car designers, bankers, app guys, etc. Or maybe Kanye just likes shiny things. You know what, it’s probably the last one.
Tickets for Kanye’s shows go on sale Friday, November 30 at 10AM.