FRIDAY: >>> Do you like naked people? Of course you do, you fucking grossburger. Hit up the closing reception for ArtNUDE PHILLY as presented by the James Oliver Gallery with Benefiting Partner the Linda Creed Breast Cancer Foundation. Just try not to do the Tex Avery thing where your eyes pop out of your head [...]

Shot at North Shore Beach Club over the summer, this would appear to be a little ditty called “This Is How We Jew It,” credited to one Abraham Schlomowitz. We’ve been living with this all week, and now you must, too. Whither Oran “Juice” Jones?

Earlier this week, we told you about The Complete Streets Bill, the product of a collaboration between Councilman Mark Squilla, the Mayor’s Office of Transportation and Utilities, the Streets and Law Departments, and the Bicycle Coalition of Greater Philadelphia. The bill, agreed by many to be long overdue, seeks to finally make some sense of [...]

… and ‘lo, it was good. And we could all agree: That magical season was well nigh upon us here in Old City. And yes, it’s no joke: Sazz Vintage has turned what was previously their bulk-vintage-by-the-pound store in an all-ugly-Xmas-sweater full-on aesthetic fiasco… as in, that’s pretty much all they have right now. A [...]

RECOMMENDED: Pat Solitano has problems. He’s bipolar, his wife cheated on him, his Dad is a bookie who is a little crazy himself, and to top it all off, he’s played by Bradley Cooper and he lives in Delco (ZING!). But for real, dude is messed up in the head. And (as much as it [...]

In which NewsWorks tries a little Action News style “human interest” reporting, with truly hilarious results. Bacaw!