We say people in the headline, but we really mean assholes: According to Newsworks, runners in the upcoming Philadelphia Marathon will be tracked by an E-ZPass-esque system to prevent cheating. Really? Who cheats in a marathon? What kind of dick move is that? Don’t worry though, Newsworks totally calls one dude out on it. He had it coming.
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