It’s a year old, but we missed it last Turkey Day, and it will soundtrack our Thanksgiving preparations this year. And let’s all give credit to El Malito for giving props to, “all the turkeys in the nation who sacrificed their lives, so we could be a’ight,” because we really do not appreciate the sacrifice those turkeys made enough. Thanks, turkeys. You gave your lives so we could be in an uncomfortably small space for a long period of time with people who, were they not our family, would barely count as acquaintances. You are the real heroes.
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