Great Moments In Da Great Norfeast: Yeowe Due Eye Hafta Tell Dem Boud De Ghowest?

No, my sweet child: You do not have to disclose to your buyer that your home in Holmesburg is, in fact, haunted by ghosts.

For it is a matter of general knowledge that all homes in this part of the city are, in a manner of speaking, haunted. Caveat emptor.