Update: “New Black Panther ” At Polls Is Actually Working The Polling Location, And There Is No Massive Conspiracy To Throw Out Republicans And Replace Them With Black Panthers

According to an updated report by Fox News, the New Black Panther party member who was spotted at the polls by Victor Fiorillo this morning is actually working the polls as a “designated poll watcher.” Committee of Seventy also confirmed to Fox that as of yet, that have received no complaints about his presence at the polling location. Also, let it be known that there is no evidence of the Republicans who were shut out of polling locations this morning “being replaced with members of the New Black Panther Party,” you crazy bastards.

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