We’re all too familiar with the panic that sets in before you go out on Halloween when you don’t have a costume (or recently decided that your costume is awful) and you don’t know what to do. Well, if you start now, these Philebrity Approved last minute costumes should be do-able, just follow our lead. Below is a list of some good, timely costumes for your last minute mind to put together, complete with what you’ll need to pull it off. Get to work.
>>> Hurricane Sandy Michael Nutter: Bald cap, goatee, glasses, St. Joe’s Prep half-zip fleece, bag of interchangeable hats including (but not exclusive to): SEPTA, Red Cross, Office of Emergency Management, School District of Philadelphia.
BONUS COUPLES COSTUME: City Managing Director Rich Negrin: Wear the same hat as Nutter, stand behind him, nod every few seconds.
>>> Hurricane Sandy Chris Christie: Girth, embroidered Chris Christie — Governor fleece.
>>> Atlantic City Mayor Lorenzo Langford: Mustache, sideburns, bone to pick with Christie.
BONUS SECOND COSTUME: If no one knows who you are, throw on a flashy blazer and tell people you’re Morris Day.
>>> Cecily Tynan and Adam Joseph couples costume: Dress like the respective newscasters, but the person dressed as Joseph should speak quietly as the person dressed as Tynan calls him a moron.
>>> Bart Blatstein’s Casino plans: You’ll need tons of papier-mâché.
>>> Dead Milkmen Cow Logo: Cow costume, witch modifications to eyes and face.
BONUS COSTUMES: Zombie version, wich version, pumpkin version, etc. Perfect for their show at Union Transfer tonight.
>>> Malcolm from the Little Baby’s Ice Cream videos: You’re on your own on this one.
So there you have it, some relatively quick and simple last minute costumes. Got any to add? Leave ‘em in the comments.