This morning, Governor Chris Christie (wearing his finest personalized fleece) finds himself stuck between a Hurricane and a Democratic administration. Were he to continue on the “It’s totally the black guy’s fault, and Mitt Romney would be so much awesomer at everything except basketball” tip, he would rightly face accusations of unseemly partisanship in a time of crisis. That’s a losing option that a 2016 presidential candidate can ill afford. And so the Governor has spent the better part of today blowing sunshine up Barack Obama’s skirt calling him “outstanding”  on The Today Show, saying:

“The federal government’s response has been great. I was on the phone at midnight again last night with the President, personally, he has expedited the designation of New Jersey as a major disaster area,”

On Morning Joe, he gushed:

the President has been all over this and he deserves great credit.” Obama, he said, “told me to call him if I needed anything and he absolutely means it, and it’s been very good working with the President and his administration.”

And on that “Fair and Balanced” channel:

“I have a job to do. If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, than you don’t know me.”

So just like you did in 2008, Christie chose Obama as the lesser of two evils.

– Adam Brodsky

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 30th, 2012 at 2:30 pm.