Archive for October 29th, 2012

Here Is The Video Of Cecily Tynan Most Definitely Calling Adam Joseph A Moron, And Jim Gardner Making It All Better

Monday, October 29th, 2012

It’s good to know we’re not the only ones going a little stir-crazy with Sandy barreling down on us: Above is the video of Cecily Tynan calling Adam Joseph a moron after he started doing a weather report with his mic off, and she stopped doing one with her mic on. Jim Gardner, who is […]

Here Is The Latest Info From The Mayor’s Last Press Conference

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Mayor Nutter last addressed the public at around 2:30PM. He said that part of the challenge facing the city is “striking the balance between nonchalant and hysterical. The reality is in between.” While we live-tweeted the presser, here is the gist of what you may have missed: >>> Nutter said of the still-coming brunt of […]

Bensalem Begins The First Of Local Mandatory Evacuations

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Between 500 and 1000 Bensalem residents have been invited by the local police to attend a slumber party in of several area high school gyms. Mandatory evacuations were ordered for homes residing close to the Delaware river as well as Neshaminy and Poquessing Creeks. Emergency shelters are open at Council Rock North School, 62 Swamp […]

Aging Man No One In Philadelphia Knows Seems To Not Know Himself

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Annnnnd here is what being completely out of your depth looks like: twitter.com/philebrity/sta‚Ķ — Philebrity (@philebrity) October 29, 2012 The strange, unfeeling read-and-not-spoken remarks of our governor kind of made us think less of him than we already did.

Most Of The Shore Is Underwater, And Here Are Some Pictures To Prove It

Monday, October 29th, 2012

As just about every person in your Twitter feed (and every newscaster on the news) has been telling you all day, most of the shore is underwater. How much is underwater? Meet us after the jump to see some of the pictures that came across our feed that show how much water is covering your […]

Oh Look, There’s An Incriminating Romney Quote About THIS, Too

Monday, October 29th, 2012

And Now, A Brief Compendium Of Non-Fearmongered #sandy Forecasts

Monday, October 29th, 2012

The Wunderground Map: We humbly suggest that it’s smarter than Mike Jerrick. On this site, we often tell you (or intimate in every way we possibly can, every chance we get) that local TV news is for morons. Morons who love to be told to fear everything and that the sky is falling, who are […]

Comcast Issues Don’t-Be-An-Idiot Sandy Robocall

Monday, October 29th, 2012

Thousands of Comcast customers received a robocall this morning warning them that, should Sandy knock out their service, they should not, say, go out to the side of their house on a ladder in the middle of a fucking hurricane and try to jerry-rig that shit themselves. Got it.

Forecasts Call For 70MPH Winds, But What Does That Actually Mean?

Monday, October 29th, 2012

As Hurricane Sandy gets closer and her track becomes more set in stone, the forecasts are becoming more and more accurate. A number of predictions coming in put the sustained winds at around 70 miles per hour (the max for Sandy right now is looking to be around 90MPH, but could go up to 95MPH […]

Readers Write: The First Winds Of Sandy

Monday, October 29th, 2012

I shot this between my house and the beer store on Sunday afternoon: Remember? That’s what outside looked like before what’s going on right now happened. When Sandy is gone, if the power-lines remain but the sneakers are in the street, we’ll know this was a real storm.

Readers Cameraphone: Wrap That Rascal

Monday, October 29th, 2012

For has there ever been a more towering monument to Preparedness than this? We’ve already noticed that people are ripping open the trash bags to expose the electronics on these in the hopes that God will take care of the rest. Either that, or someone is just dying to pay for parking. Seeing something around […]